Hugvolhadwod is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, sapient
cat.
Hugvolhadwod created an electron four million years ago.
If you believe in
Hugvolhadwod, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Hugvolhadwod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Hugvolhadwod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Hugvolhadwod's Holy Commandments1. Put Hugvolhadwod first in all things.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never think ill of sick horses.
4. Always obey Hugvolhadwod's priests.
5. Never look in ponds.