Hugvolhadwod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient cat.

Hugvolhadwod created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Hugvolhadwod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugvolhadwod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hugvolhadwod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hugvolhadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hugvolhadwod first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Always obey Hugvolhadwod's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.