Nullsafrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nullsafrow created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Nullsafrow, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullsafrow, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nullsafrow's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nullsafrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.