Hinomtsad is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent
lion.
Hinomtsad created a photon five million years ago.
If you believe in
Hinomtsad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Hinomtsad, she will jump up and down on your head.
Hinomtsad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Hinomtsad's Holy Commandments1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Do not sing in public.
4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
5. Never write about stars.