Bemlimhak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional rat.

Bemlimhak created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlimhak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bemlimhak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bemlimhak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bemlimhak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bemlimhak on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never run near eagles.