Dod is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing
elephant.
Dod created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dod, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Dod, it will strike you with lightening.
Dod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Dod's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never talk about grasshopers.
4. Never think about bacteria.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.