Flamrapvin is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring
beaver.
Flamrapvin created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flamrapvin, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flamrapvin, it will turn you into a frog.
Flamrapvin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Flamrapvin's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Worship no other gods but Flamrapvin.
3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.
4. Never hurt geese.
5. Never sprint in holy places.