Flamrapvin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring beaver.

Flamrapvin created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamrapvin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamrapvin, it will turn you into a frog.

Flamrapvin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flamrapvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Flamrapvin.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Never sprint in holy places.