Fagbepdansat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish goose.

Fagbepdansat created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbepdansat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagbepdansat, he will turn you into a plant.

Fagbepdansat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fagbepdansat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Fagbepdansat first in all things.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.
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