Midsatcar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing crane.

Midsatcar created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midsatcar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Midsatcar, she will make you grow a tail.

Midsatcar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Midsatcar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Midsatcar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Midsatcar five times a day.

5. Never eat pineapples.