Yarllapnutvan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable
crane.
Yarllapnutvan created a charm quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Yarllapnutvan, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Yarllapnutvan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Yarllapnutvan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Yarllapnutvan's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the south.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Never write about thermodynamics.