Bessyokkon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong toad.

Bessyokkon created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessyokkon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bessyokkon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bessyokkon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bessyokkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bessyokkon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never skip near birds.

5. Never eat green fruit.