Queegbossnib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous shark.

Queegbossnib created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbossnib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegbossnib, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Queegbossnib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Queegbossnib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.