Queegbossnib is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous
shark.
Queegbossnib created viruses four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Queegbossnib, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Queegbossnib, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Queegbossnib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Queegbossnib's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Do not eat melons.
3. Never write about moons.
4. Never talk about eagles.
5. Do not dye your hair indigo.