Nartjadgum is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic
wyrm.
Nartjadgum created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nartjadgum, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Nartjadgum, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Nartjadgum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Nartjadgum's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not kill rats.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.