Cittonktip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless goat.

Cittonktip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cittonktip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cittonktip, he will destroy your home planet.

Cittonktip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cittonktip's Holy Commandments

1. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with dolphins.

2. Do not place limes upon stone.

3. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

4. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always help squirrels in need.