Besskapab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured lobster.

Besskapab created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besskapab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Besskapab, he will turn you into a rat.

Besskapab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Besskapab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Besskapab.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.