Stigwigarfbess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring skunk.

Stigwigarfbess created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigwigarfbess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stigwigarfbess, it will ignore you.

Stigwigarfbess' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stigwigarfbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never mark doors with mauve.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear skirts.