Zoglimvon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented otter.

Zoglimvon created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglimvon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zoglimvon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zoglimvon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zoglimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat melons.