Quag Femdamcad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental squid.

Quag Femdamcad created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quag Femdamcad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quag Femdamcad, he will turn you into a duck.

Quag Femdamcad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Quag Femdamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quag Femdamcad.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Always obey Quag Femdamcad's priests.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.