Rillbetnig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent wyrm.

Rillbetnig created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillbetnig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillbetnig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rillbetnig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rillbetnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Retreat if seven ants approach from the south.