Yart Vogbadtap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless armadillo.

Yart Vogbadtap created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yart Vogbadtap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yart Vogbadtap, it will turn you into a goat.

Yart Vogbadtap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yart Vogbadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Yart Vogbadtap loves swans, so they must be honoured.