Larpnurrat is a god.
She takes the form of a large, unthoughtful
fairy.
Larpnurrat created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larpnurrat, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Larpnurrat, she will not invite you to parties.
Larpnurrat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Larpnurrat's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Larpnurrat on top of important buildings.
4. Never wear shirts.
5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.