Tanfonarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish beaver.

Tanfonarn created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tanfonarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tanfonarn, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tanfonarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tanfonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Tanfonarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

5. Never look in ponds.