Likcunlimshavabbam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced fairy.

Likcunlimshavabbam created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Likcunlimshavabbam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Likcunlimshavabbam, it will not care at all.

Likcunlimshavabbam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Likcunlimshavabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.