Fettindudgil is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Fettindudgil created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fettindudgil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fettindudgil, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fettindudgil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fettindudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fettindudgil.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help swans.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.