Artarpcam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable spider.

Artarpcam created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artarpcam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artarpcam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Artarpcam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Artarpcam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Artarpcam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Run away from orange gulls, for they are unholy.