Zagtaggon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical bat.

Zagtaggon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagtaggon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zagtaggon, he will not care.

Zagtaggon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zagtaggon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zagtaggon's name in vain.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagtaggon.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Do not laugh in public.