Fardotfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful warg.

Fardotfas created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fardotfas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fardotfas, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fardotfas' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fardotfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fire.