Nuttbasshon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful centaur.

Nuttbasshon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbasshon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nuttbasshon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nuttbasshon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nuttbasshon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never sit near bats.