Rothompop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying dugong.

Rothompop created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rothompop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rothompop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rothompop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rothompop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about nebulae.