Ladbelllam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring seal.

Ladbelllam created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladbelllam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ladbelllam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ladbelllam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ladbelllam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five badgers approach from the east.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never mention ants.