Rutbegcet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful finch.

Rutbegcet created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rutbegcet, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutbegcet, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rutbegcet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rutbegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Rutbegcet on top of important buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.