Wodneglat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish meerkat.

Wodneglat created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodneglat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodneglat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wodneglat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wodneglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if eight whales approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.