Arfdimcar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy coyote.

Arfdimcar created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdimcar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arfdimcar, it will turn you into a goat.

Arfdimcar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Arfdimcar's Holy Commandments

1. Arfdimcar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Arfdimcar loves snails, so they must be honoured.