Feblipdab Metgonfargen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate goblin.

Feblipdab Metgonfargen created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feblipdab Metgonfargen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Feblipdab Metgonfargen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Feblipdab Metgonfargen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Feblipdab Metgonfargen's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Do not gather at doors at midday.

5. Never gather nine doves in one place.