Pakbasshit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, grumpy cat.

Pakbasshit created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakbasshit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakbasshit, she will turn you into a worm.

Pakbasshit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pakbasshit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run near manatees.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.