Pakbasshit is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, grumpy
cat.
Pakbasshit created water eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pakbasshit, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pakbasshit, she will turn you into a worm.
Pakbasshit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Pakbasshit's Holy Commandments1. Never mention rats.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never run near manatees.
4. Do not wear copper on your body.
5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.