Padgupwik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, weak centaur.

Padgupwik created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Padgupwik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padgupwik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Padgupwik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Padgupwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.