Gedcudhig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, resourceful weasel.

Gedcudhig created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcudhig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gedcudhig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gedcudhig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gedcudhig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gedcudhig.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.