Cedkipfit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast rat.

Cedkipfit created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedkipfit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedkipfit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cedkipfit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cedkipfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if nine ducks approach from the west.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cedkipfit on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat rice.
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