Huddumkem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying pigeon.

Huddumkem created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Huddumkem, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Huddumkem, she will laugh at you.

Huddumkem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Huddumkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always store limes above ground.

4. Never adorn your arms with black markings.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.