Cangebxen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest mongoose.

Cangebxen created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cangebxen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cangebxen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cangebxen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cangebxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to dolphins while wearing white skirts.

2. Cangebxen loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.