Cabsagyamfagfligdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast elephant.

Cabsagyamfagfligdoss created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabsagyamfagfligdoss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabsagyamfagfligdoss, it will come to you in dreams.

Cabsagyamfagfligdoss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cabsagyamfagfligdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.