Wonnutbidpang is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying unicorn.

Wonnutbidpang created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnutbidpang, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wonnutbidpang, he will strike you with lightening.

Wonnutbidpang's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wonnutbidpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonnutbidpang.