Tingupflab is a god.
It takes the form of a small, witless
wolf.
Tingupflab created a charm quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tingupflab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tingupflab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Tingupflab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Tingupflab's Holy Commandments1. Never eat turnips.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Always obey Tingupflab's priests.
5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.