Tingupflab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witless wolf.

Tingupflab created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tingupflab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tingupflab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tingupflab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tingupflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always obey Tingupflab's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.