Ragtitrowhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless finch.

Ragtitrowhit created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragtitrowhit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragtitrowhit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ragtitrowhit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ragtitrowhit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing purple coats and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.