Mitponyamgem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous mouse.

Mitponyamgem created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitponyamgem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mitponyamgem, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mitponyamgem's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mitponyamgem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mitponyamgem nine times a day.

2. Mitponyamgem loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed peas to cats while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.