Dubbiflop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane shrew.

Dubbiflop created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubbiflop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubbiflop, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dubbiflop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dubbiflop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.