Banyamhan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish warg.

Banyamhan created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Banyamhan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Banyamhan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Banyamhan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Banyamhan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Banyamhan.

3. Worship no other gods but Banyamhan.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Banyamhan first in all things.