Natmifbeg Dadfobgess is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, quiet beaver.

Natmifbeg Dadfobgess created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Natmifbeg Dadfobgess, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natmifbeg Dadfobgess, he will turn you into a duck.

Natmifbeg Dadfobgess' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Natmifbeg Dadfobgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with violet markings.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never remain bowed at midday.

4. Never hop in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Always obey Natmifbeg Dadfobgess' priests.