Omtartvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome lion.

Omtartvog created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtartvog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtartvog, she will ignore you.

Omtartvog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Omtartvog's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.