Cancissab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong dragonfly.

Cancissab created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cancissab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cancissab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cancissab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cancissab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.