Sidkemrat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented squirrel.

Sidkemrat created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkemrat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidkemrat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidkemrat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sidkemrat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Sidkemrat loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sidkemrat in the centre of the settlement.