Tailsomarm Bodruttcep is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak finch.

Tailsomarm Bodruttcep created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailsomarm Bodruttcep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailsomarm Bodruttcep, it will not care.

Tailsomarm Bodruttcep's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tailsomarm Bodruttcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tailsomarm Bodruttcep.