Flapjaddid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident dragon.

Flapjaddid created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapjaddid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flapjaddid, she will turn you into a mole.

Flapjaddid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flapjaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing violet kilts and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Flapjaddid on top of important buildings.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.
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