Cusskinbud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless shark.

Cusskinbud created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusskinbud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cusskinbud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cusskinbud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cusskinbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.

3. Run away if nine great tits approach from the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.