Bedbessfly is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane lion.

Bedbessfly created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbessfly, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bedbessfly, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bedbessfly's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bedbessfly's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Never paint your arms magenta.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.