Sat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful shark.

Sat created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to squirrels while wearing green dresses.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing black kilts and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never skip in holy places.