Centadsan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful tortoise.

Centadsan created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Centadsan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Centadsan, it will turn you into a mole.

Centadsan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Centadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Never gather five snails in one place.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Never eat rice on holy days.

5. Never hurt otters.