Weevognurl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered warg.

Weevognurl created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevognurl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weevognurl, it will turn you into a duck.

Weevognurl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Weevognurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Weevognurl must be the most important thing in your life.