Fomkinmet is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing dragonfly.

Fomkinmet created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomkinmet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomkinmet, she will laugh at you.

Fomkinmet's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fomkinmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with violet.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Hide if eight foxes approach from the west.