Sandjengiltap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent porpoise.

Sandjengiltap created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandjengiltap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandjengiltap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sandjengiltap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sandjengiltap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not take Sandjengiltap's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.