Listcabfligrenjabnarltenzen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic wyvern.

Listcabfligrenjabnarltenzen created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcabfligrenjabnarltenzen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listcabfligrenjabnarltenzen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Listcabfligrenjabnarltenzen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Listcabfligrenjabnarltenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.