Piggidsatsas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless beaver.

Piggidsatsas created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piggidsatsas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Piggidsatsas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Piggidsatsas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Piggidsatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from tin.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Piggidsatsas three times a day.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing cyan hats and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.