Gadqueegsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak hamster.

Gadqueegsig created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Gadqueegsig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadqueegsig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gadqueegsig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gadqueegsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Gadqueegsig's name in vain.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.
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